Friday, 16 February 2007
Thursday, 15 February 2007
Wednesday, 14 February 2007
Anal Eggs

Saturday, 10 February 2007
Well Looky What We Have Here!
Thursday, 8 February 2007
Lemon Pasta Alfredo with Prosciutto & Eschallots


- 500gms Orecchiette Pasta
- 400mls of Thickened Cream
- 1 cup of finely grated Grana Padano Cheese
- 2 teaspoons of finely grated Lemon Rind
- Juice of half a Lemon
- 8 slices of Prosciutto cut into shreds
- 1 cup of chopped Eschallots
- Shaved Grana Padano & a good drizzle of best Olive Oil for presentation
- Salt & Pepper
Big pot of boiling salted water to start. Throw in your pasta to cook and give it a good stir. Cook until aldente. In a heavy based fry pan pour in the cream, add a good pinch of salt flakes and a good grind of black pepper. Bring to a simmer slowly. When the cream is simmering add the grated Grana Padano, grated lemon rind, lemon juice and simmer for another two minutes or so. Sauce should not be to thick in texture. Taste for seasoning. Drain pasta well. Stir all of the sauce into the pasta with the Prosciutto, Eschallots and allow to sit for a minute so that the pasta is able to absorb some of the sauce. Dress with shaved Grana Padano and drizzle with good olive oil. We added extra ground black pepper at this stage. We love lots of pepper. As they say in Top Chef, we are pepper monkeys ;) Serves 4. So Easy. Enjoy.
Wednesday, 7 February 2007
Mars Bar Slice - My Way







I know I have been promising you this recipe for a while now. So here it is. It is fantastic. It is always gone before I know it and it is extremely fattening, which I love and goes great with a latte. I hope you enjoy as much as my friends and family do? So Easy :)
- 4 Mars Bars ( I like the king size because I am a chocoholic) sliced into pieces.
- 1 Tin Condensed Milk
- 1 Packet of Chocolate backed Scotch Fingers ( I use home brand, makes no difference)
- 100 grams melted Butter
- 300 grams melting Choc Buds ( dark for the adults)
Preheat oven to 180 degrees Celsius. Crush biscuits and then add melted butter, press into a slice tin. Arrange Mars Bar pieces on top of biscuit base. Pour over evenly tin of condensed milk. Do not lick the lid OK. I know it is tempting but it is really dangerous for your tongue. Trust me, I know. Bake in the oven for 25 to 30 Min's, until golden and bubbly. Allow to cool and refrigerate. Then melt the choc buds in the microwave on a medium setting ( 450 watts) Allow to sit until the chocolate sets. Then cut into pieces. I always cut of the edges off so that the slice pieces are even and pretty. Don't worry there is always someone around to take the edge bits of your hands. Refrigerate and eat at will. I have absolutely no idea how long it lasts in the fridge, as it disappears like magic. Enjoy. So Easy :)
Tuesday, 6 February 2007
Burlingtons Asian Supermarket.







OK so what do you think all this set me back? Your probably thinking I have spent a fortune. But all this only cost me $136 total. Including the Mortar & Pestle and that was only $52. Cool huh. I have been wanting one of those big heavy ones made of granite for ages. So now I have one. In those high class foodie stores this one would cost you about $120 but not at Burlington's Asian Supermarket, The Valley, in Brisbane.
Who wants little anemic bottles of spices that cost $4 to $5 a pop when you can get 200 to 500 grms for the same money. It totally amazes me at how cheap they sell them for. I love Asian grocers, they are fantastic with all their gastronomic delights. So things are gonna get a little spicy in Townsville people, as now I am going to get it on with the dried ones. Oh, as well as the fresh.
Sunday, 4 February 2007
Tuesday, 30 January 2007
Pavlova So Easy :)

- 6 large egg whites
- 1 and half cups of castor sugar
- 3 teaspoons of cornflour
- 1 teaspoon of white vinegar
- 500ml of whipping cream
- 1 punnet of the berries of your choice
- 2 large passion fruit
Preheat your oven to 160 degrees Celsius. Put your whites into a freestanding mixer and mix on a high speed until the whites are fluffy. Then add your castor sugar, one tablespoon at a time. Whisk on high until sugar is dissolved and mix is stiff and glossy. Should take, all in all, about 10 Min's from start to finish. You want them nice and thick. Fold into the mixture, the cornflour and vinegar, until just combined. Then pile as high as you can onto a lined tray with baking paper. I use a quiche dish. Then place in the oven for about 30 to 40 Min's until lightly golden around the edges and on top. Turn the oven off and allow to cool in the oven. Then place in the fridge to get cool. Once cool, top with whipped cream, passion fruit and berries. The rest is just decadence and sinful. We had this one tonight and there is not a speck left. The important thing I have found in making a Pav, is that, not to care. Just do it. I think worrying actually makes it stuff up. The best ones, are the ones I just make and don't even think about. Serves 6. So Easy :)
Monday, 29 January 2007
Penne with Corn, Bacon, Tomato & Chilli
Okay so tonight I had no idea what I was going to cook. I am trying very hard to use up lots of things in the pantry before the big move. So I came up with this little gem tonight. It was a huge success with our family and the kids didn't mind a bit of heat from the chilli. So now we have another family favourite. Cost effective as well. Makes a huge amount and Chopper has leftovers for lunch. Enjoy, we did.
- 750 grms Penne Pasta
- 6 Rashers of Bacon, rind off and cut in half
- 1 Jar of Italian Tomato Puree, 700 grms
- 1 cup of water
- 1 Large tin of corn kernals drained, 440 grms
- 2 Large brown onions sliced
- 4 Cloves of garlic finely diced
- 1 tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce
- 1 tablespoon of white sugar
- 1 small hot red chilli diced inclusive of seeds
- 1 cup of thickened cream
- Salt & Pepper
To a large pan add a splash of olive oil and a knob of butter, then fry onions on a medium heat with a good pinch of salt flakes. When onions are softened, add garlic and fry for a minute longer. Add corn kernals, chilli, tomato puree and water. I always pour the cup of water into the bottle of tomato puree and give it a good shake, it gets the last of the tomato puree out of the bottle. I don't like wastage. Then add the sugar, worcestershire sauce and a good grind of pepper to taste. Give it a good stir and bring up the heat until the sauce starts to bubble. Then simmer on a medium heat for 20 mins or so, stirring occasionally. While your sauce is simmering it is time for the bacon. I grilled mine for texture and that caramelised flavour. Cook pasta in lots of boiling salted water until aldente and drain.Tear the bacon into smaller pieces and add to the sauce with the cup of cream. Bring back up to a simmer, then mix sauce and pasta together. Serve. So Easy :) Serves 6
Saturday, 27 January 2007
Friday, 26 January 2007
French Toast with Sliced Banana & Butter Lemon Caramel Sauce

